Highline is proud to publish the brilliant Tim Ten Yen!
Tim (the biblical boys name)
Ten (the number after nine)
Yen (the Japanese currency)
Tim’s a one-man poptastic broken beta male rollercoaster car stuck upside down on the corkscrew section, hanging on for dear life waiting for the Female Fire Brigade to arrive and rescue him.
Tim Ten Yen is the ultimate, nay the only fully-operational conduit of quality, super-sonically fast-food music, served with a nervous smile! Girls, women, ladies, bears, foxes, cats, dogs – he has INCREDIBLE SONGS about them all.
Tim’s been all around the world with his music, including Iceland, Germany, Denmark and Wales. He couldn’t find Lisa Stansfield’s baby either, and just like Lisa, underneath the euphoria there is a depth that only a soul who has stared into the abyss can fathom.
Tim stares into said abyss, though rather than seeing blackness, light shines back forming 10 words in capitals as bright as flashing red ‘Danger – do not press’ buttons:
GET UP SEXY POPSTAR IT’S TIME TO GO TO WORK.